Thursday, July 31, 2008

And another thing...

If you yourself have said you treated me shoddily during our relationship and are begging for my unearned lifetime friendship after I've ended things with you?

And I ask you not to turn off Gmail IM's chat record in the context of I can't process what you're saying without it?

Best not to throw my publicly on the record* head injury disability back in my face as my desperate, made-up attempt to get you not to leave me.

After I've broken up with you.

Ahem.

I mean, I don't know...do I feel like your friend now?


Please remind me again why I'm championing men and staying a loving, open, accepting woman. Because you all feel very far away right now, like I'm looking up at you from underwater.


* See brother's famous book. And my blog. And my website.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you still angry at this friend? I saw the Will and Grace show the other night. Grace got really mad at Will (he told her she could not turn him on after saying he was gay) and they did not talk for a year. Then they became friends again.

Kid Sis said...

I don't know. I don't know.

I mean, they had a friendship to begin with to go back to, right?

This has gone beyond fool me twice, shame on me. This is more like "Ream me four times, I'm a doormat."

That's a colloquialism too, right? I'm just a caveman. Your ways are mysterious to me...

Kid Sis said...

Also, Will probably never said And if you don't want to be friends go fuck yourself.

Luckily, I love fucking myself. I'm delicious.

Kid Sis said...

Yes. I think I'm still angry. You getting that impression?

hahhahhahhhhaha....