If you yourself have said you treated me shoddily during our relationship and are begging for my unearned lifetime friendship after I've ended things with you?
And I ask you not to turn off Gmail IM's chat record in the context of I can't process what you're saying without it?
Best not to throw my publicly on the record* head injury disability back in my face as my desperate, made-up attempt to get you not to leave me.
After I've broken up with you.
I mean, I don't know...do I feel like your friend now?
Please remind me again why I'm championing men and staying a loving, open, accepting woman. Because you all feel very far away right now, like I'm looking up at you from underwater.
* See brother's famous book. And my blog. And my website.