Sunday, November 30, 2008

NSFW Web Anthropology: The playful penis

I may never understand the enigma wrapped inside a bologna sandwich that is men's relationship with their dongs. More specifically, their dress-up time with their trouser snakes.

Women pretty much just DON'T sit around and play with their lettuce and tomatoes, drawing on them and inventing new ways to make their friends accidentally glance at them. Apparently we're missing out on one of life's greatest joys...

The Ksubi eyewear calendar






Natalie Portman's Ex's CD liner notes:


Random webphoto stumbled upon:


Probably not designed by a woman:


Penis humor:


Also of wonderment...that game in the movie WAITING where the males took turns surprising each other with forced looks at their ballsacks...Can't imagine a girlfriend jumping out from behind a curtain with her clam flapping and painted neon blue, then calling me gay...or walking into the room with her glass-cutter exposed between two buttons of her workshirt...

5 comments:

Hugo Fuchs said...

"Waiting" was a hilarious and sick movie at the same time, but mostly hilarious.

As for dongs, most men do not play dress-up with their dongs. I've seen photos of both women and men who dressed them up for artistic reasons.

could you pass the peace please said...

I was having a difficult and frustrating morning... and you just blew all the bad stuff away! Thanks - that was perfect!

gb3 said...

Is it just me or does the fourth one down of the calendar series look mysteriously like a giraffe dressing as a penis in disguise because he lost a bet at the sanctuary?

gb3 said...

Is it just me or does the fourth one down of the calendar series look mysteriously like a giraffe dressing as a penis in disguise because he lost a bet at the sanctuary?

Denis Faye said...

Oh stop. You girls are always shoving your boobs into all kinds for weird and wonderful bras and what-have-you.

Admittedly, you're doing it for our amusement, but still, let us share in the fun a little!