So when I emailed an unnamed smartass relative for being the d*ck who ruined me by sharing David Caruso gossip, this was the response I got back:
Did I ruin CSI: Miami? Or did CSI: Miami.........
ruin YOU? (puts on sunglasses)
Yup. We won't get fooled again indeed. But what am I to do now with a Tivo full of this crap? All I hear now is Shatner, and see Caruso NOT picking up props or crossing thresholds and randomly running out of scenes. WTF. Thanks, unnamed relative.
By the way, Rose Brut at 4 am? Delicious.