Love the way Jim Edgar signs his Bad Cat books:
"You know I am watching you, don't you?
If you are reading this, I am already dead.
Happy _____________ <-- Fill in with appropriate holiday.
For __________ & __________ <-- Your name and your cat's name.
So, this is how you spend a week's pay?!
I hope you are a woman.
On the "autographed copy" stickers, I inserted such words as "insanely", "discreetly", "Personalizable", "Holiday edition", etc. BUT, I did show up completely sober, so a treat for them."
I hope Brian takes a cue from Jim. Can you imagine the Mom's Cancer signatures?