The local LA news just interviewed the cranial facial specialist on duty in Dallas when JFK was wheeled in. Poor guy.
The big conclusion to this "story"?
Picture a plastic-surgeried generic anorexic "hot" newswoman with voice dripping with false concern/sincerity:
"Doctors say even with today's medical advances, President Kennedy would not have been able to survive his wounds."
Not unless not having a head becomes a scientific reality.
Seriously, this dribble is our news? I mean, come on. Compared to Europe, we're spoonfed news for citizens without fucking heads.
My god. Christ on a crutch. "Doctors say..."
Ohhhhhh that's it. I'm going to bed, gas or no gas. I feel too angry to be awake. "Doctors say."
Saw the man's head blown off what, 42 times in Stone's JFK? "...would not have been able to survive his wounds." Well, praise Allah for that. JFK living without a head.
Wonder if Matt and Trey just heard that. Built in sequel to their famous episode "Britney's New Look".
Dammit I'm mad. Don't you get how patronized we are? Don't you feel steamed?
They think we're idiots. We're getting the news we deserve.