File that under bad ideas. Why did I go googling mom at 2 am in the morning? I can't remember now.
Here's a fantastic new Mom's Cancer review that, if you're family, might make you cry. Like a little girl. With Big Bob Bitch tits.
Ohhhh, but see now I'm kind of laughing in that ugly cry laugh way. Because one of mom's absolute favorite movies is FIGHT CLUB. Her name was Barbara. Oh, you're such a clever little ghost, aren't you Mom. Such wit.
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.