Good: Delicous French bean soup at Pitfire Pizza with the awesomeness that is go-gettress Cindy Baer.
Bad: Up all night with the most FOUL GAS.
Are my bean-eating days over? Am I destined to plan meals around Bean-o?
Or become the kind of blog that updates you constantly on the State of My Bowels? (Ahem, Dooce, I'm farting in your general direction...)
What?? Oh no...my eyes are tearing up and it's not the blue cloud around me...Seriously? Kevin Bacon is FIFTY? I'm OLLLLLLLLD...
Oh well. At least us oldsters still look pretty good, even if our insides are rotting.