Hollywood director/writer/producer. Rabble rouser and All American Uppity Woman. See my feature film THE COMMUNE at Netflix, Amazon, and iTunes.
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
The Snake move I did yesterday. Only imagine Kathleen spotting me, and tears streaming down my face. (okaaay, it just felt like that...the fear was palatable, really)
6 comments:
Anonymous
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And yet you still managed to attract the lightsaber via the Force and make wampa burgers, right?
I assume you mean the samurai-wampa-deli move, and not the stripper pole, have captured your thoguths since 1980. If you DO mean the latter, I'll look up one heckuva therapist for ya. ;-)
I already need therapy for picturing Luke and Leia together for six years before Lucas effed with all our heads. thanks for the incest complex, george.
I'm sorry for your boo boo. Please also rember that you're not fat, you're pleasantly plump. I'm not sure I'd be able to even TRY hopping up on that pole and doing what you did. As far as the incest thing is concerned, I'm not sure what Lucas did with Luke and Leia is worse than what V.C. Andrews did with Flowers in the Attic and the obscene number of sequals that continue to be produced twenty years following her death. Icky poo. Hope you feel better soon. Think you'll heal up and try again?
Patrick, true, true. Man those copies of Flowers in the Attic et al were passed around like hotcakes in my junior high halls. Icky poo poo cacka.
Pleasantly plump. I'm using that from now on. I'd actually pay big money to see guys try to do some of the tricks the ladies can do. But my pole has a 200 lb limit, so that eliminates some of the blokes I know.
As for me keeping the pole, I'll answer that in the above comment section...
6 comments:
And yet you still managed to attract the lightsaber via the Force and make wampa burgers, right?
MIM
Totally fried that Wampa effer. Been imagining doing that move since 1980.
I assume you mean the samurai-wampa-deli move, and not the stripper pole, have captured your thoguths since 1980. If you DO mean the latter, I'll look up one heckuva therapist for ya. ;-)
MIM
I already need therapy for picturing Luke and Leia together for six years before Lucas effed with all our heads. thanks for the incest complex, george.
Elizabeth,
I'm sorry for your boo boo. Please also rember that you're not fat, you're pleasantly plump. I'm not sure I'd be able to even TRY hopping up on that pole and doing what you did.
As far as the incest thing is concerned, I'm not sure what Lucas did with Luke and Leia is worse than what V.C. Andrews did with Flowers in the Attic and the obscene number of sequals that continue to be produced twenty years following her death. Icky poo. Hope you feel better soon. Think you'll heal up and try again?
Patrick, true, true. Man those copies of Flowers in the Attic et al were passed around like hotcakes in my junior high halls.
Icky poo poo cacka.
Pleasantly plump. I'm using that from now on. I'd actually pay big money to see guys try to do some of the tricks the ladies can do. But my pole has a 200 lb limit, so that eliminates some of the blokes I know.
As for me keeping the pole, I'll answer that in the above comment section...
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