Hollywood director/writer/producer. Rabble rouser and All American Uppity Woman. See my feature film THE COMMUNE at Netflix, Amazon, and iTunes.
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
For Sale
One stripper pole, as seen on Oprah. Used twice. Half-price, due to chubby owner WAKING UP TO REALITY.
12 comments:
Anonymous
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oh my lord. thanks for the chuckle. KEEP THE POLE. you'll be mad at yourself if you sell it. or join weightwatchers online with me! i seem to have miraculously lost 3 pounds in 1 week.
ak -- Shoot, you beat me to it. It particularly bugs since kid sis told me about the line in the first place.
kid sis -- Your call, which I will respect whatever the direction. In my most humble opinion...
KEEP THE FREAKING POLE! You are going to one day heal and be fully capable of pulling off every last maneuver, gyration, slide, and contortion you've ever dreamed of, if I have to go over to your house and sit there for hours watching you practice each...
...uh, hmmm, let me rephrase that... don't think the wife would like that idea.
Okay, okay, I feel a little bad you all are so sure i can get back up on the horse. Not like I broke my neck, just a tres inconvenient boo boo. Alright, I'll try again after the healing.
Maybe I can jog in the meantime, so I'll be more ready for the Chrome Pole of Death.
Plus, you don't HAVE to go upside down to be sexy and cool, you know?
Jogging, yes. And maybe when I get there, we can meet at school on Tuesdays and workout at the gym? A little tandem weight-lifting with a girlfriend? To keep us motivated? Let me whatcha think.
Ah-ha-ha!!! You cracked me up! ... Definitely get back on that pole, girl!
But do be careful! I was watching this Spanish televsion talk show called "Cristina" and they had a famous Spanish pole dancer who fell from VERY HIGH on the pole and actually had temporary paralysis which took her years to recover from!
Uhm, just realizing that story probably isn't helping much....
Sheesh. Sorry.
Still, get back up there and start shaking your groove thing! :))
12 comments:
oh my lord. thanks for the chuckle.
KEEP THE POLE. you'll be mad at yourself if you sell it. or join weightwatchers online with me! i seem to have miraculously lost 3 pounds in 1 week.
I concur, wait 'til the wrist heals and get back on that thing. And to steal a line from Batman Begins via the Christian Bale tip...
"Why do we fall down?"
"So we can pick ourselves up again."
ak -- Shoot, you beat me to it. It particularly bugs since kid sis told me about the line in the first place.
kid sis -- Your call, which I will respect whatever the direction. In my most humble opinion...
KEEP THE FREAKING POLE! You are going to one day heal and be fully capable of pulling off every last maneuver, gyration, slide, and contortion you've ever dreamed of, if I have to go over to your house and sit there for hours watching you practice each...
...uh, hmmm, let me rephrase that... don't think the wife would like that idea.
YOU CAN DO IT!
Rest, don't retreat. Mending is not ending.
MIM
Okay, okay, I feel a little bad you all are so sure i can get back up on the horse. Not like I broke my neck, just a tres inconvenient boo boo. Alright, I'll try again after the healing.
Maybe I can jog in the meantime, so I'll be more ready for the Chrome Pole of Death.
My thoughts exactly. Get back on that horse.
Yeah -- what Christina and them said.
Plus, you don't HAVE to go upside down to be sexy and cool, you know?
Jogging, yes. And maybe when I get there, we can meet at school on Tuesdays and workout at the gym? A little tandem weight-lifting with a girlfriend? To keep us motivated?
Let me whatcha think.
Healing thoughts...
XO
NN
Sounds great!
Ah-ha-ha!!! You cracked me up! ... Definitely get back on that pole, girl!
But do be careful! I was watching this Spanish televsion talk show called "Cristina" and they had a famous Spanish pole dancer who fell from VERY HIGH on the pole and actually had temporary paralysis which took her years to recover from!
Uhm, just realizing that story probably isn't helping much....
Sheesh. Sorry.
Still, get back up there and start shaking your groove thing! :))
Stunt people in Hong Kong often use cardboard boxes to break their fall. Not that you'd need them or anything.
Norcalgal, hey girl! heard you took care of Nurse Sis! She had a fun time.
Bubble wrap and cardboard boxes. Aye Aye captain! My eyeglasses would probably help too. I'm flying blind.
kid sis -- Keep the glasses on. Could be a great look for a pole. (shrug)
MIM
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