Stand in line in sweat pants at Rite Aid with condoms, douches, zit cream, and Peeps in your arms waiting for your birth control prescription to be filled.
Seriously. Try it.
I found four straight hunks. They'll never date a girl standing in line with condoms, douches, zit cream, and Peeps. But I proved they exist.
Okay, I have to go get pretty now and go out for Saturday night...guaranteed the hunks ALL DISAPPEAR...