Thanks LDH for sending along this funniness. Read the comments, they're the best part. Woof!
And to all you ladies (and men) with long nappy hair who like to twirl it for hours in front of people's faces while sitting in a lecture audience --particularly great lectures by great superstars...
Or I'll hunt you down in the parking lot and KILL YOU WITH MY BARE RAGE.
What is wrong with people? Didn't anyone learn how to sit politely in Catholic school?