Quelle Surprise

I'm sick AGAIN. Shocking no one. I do wear my heart on my sleeve. If I haven't returned your phone call, it's because my throat is too swollen to talk. Try email.

Here are my three fabulous picks for "THINGS EVERY WOMAN MUST OWN." If you are not a woman, go buy these for your woman! Trust me, she'll love it.

1. The prettiest red lipstick EVER. Shade= "Venetian."

2. The S Factor beginning classDVD or Video.

3. The S Factor Book.
Great homework assignments, and a convincing argument why staunch feminists are reclaiming the ancient art of stripping from men and those sleazy clubs.