Off the Record

Hello, Deep Throat: Mark Felt.

Well, well, well. The eagle lands at midnight. How happy is the remake team behind "All the President's Men" right now? Probably happier if this announcement had coincided with the premier. Damn Vanity Fair.

Okay, here's a great quote on the record:

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and behave like free spirits in the presence of fate is strength undefeatable." -Helen Keller

And another favorite, for good measure:

"You are here to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, and with finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world." - Woodrow Wilson

My S Factor teacher, Sheila Kelley was on Oprah today. Sorry about the lack of notice, but I didn't know. Actually the After the Show special had more pole dancing. Here's some pix.

AAAGGGHHH!!!! Just heard those penises at Enron are cleared!!!! Are you effing kidding me? And Martha went to jail? Oh geez, if I lost all my money to those ass apes I would be thinking biblical revenge right now...