It's been called to my attention that the reason I don't age is because I am a robot. That's right. I am Cylon Number Eleven. Remember, there's only twelve models, so they just run off a batch of us, and then I guess we totally take over the world.
Consider the Uncanny Evidence:
Lara Jill Miller
Jennifer Love Hewitt
And the afore mentioned versions:
All I can say is, you guys are screwed. Enjoy your time while you can, puny humans. Your days are numbered.
(To learn how to defeat us, watch the BattleStar Galactica marathon 10 am July 6th, sci-fi channel).