And I need a laugh, or else I'm going to go hunt down some pedophiles myself. And God help them then. I'll play Cat's Cradle with their intestines.
From Kung Fu Monkey: Best Michael Jackson Trial Line:
"Now he can spend the rest of his life looking for the real molester."
"Everybody who wants to live in the 21st Century, over here. Everybody who misses the 1800's over there. Good, thanks. Good luck with that."
And "Fug of the Fugs" as Tom Cruise continues his Global Tour of Ruination.
Also "I MAY HAVE ALZHEIMER'S, BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE ALZHEIMER'S"
I haven't figured out what this is yet, but I'm flattered to be included.