Monday, September 15, 2008

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo

Does everyone get an email asking if they want to be in the next Match television commercial?

Or are they actually asking me to be in the next commercial? They did ask for my phone number.

I can't feel my stomach.

Is this very very good for me and my love life or very very bad? I'm scared.

They made that girl on rollerskates look very cute and Hilary Swankish...

oh my stars and garters.

Shit. If i'm about to meet my husband partner love of my life, maybe i should delete that Shia post...or would he find it authentically me and kind of cute and want me to lapdance him?

I think I'm having an anxiety attack! I'm totally sweating.

They probably ask everyone. It's probably some mass email. Right?


naomi said...

I don't think they ask everyone-- I've never known anyone else who got that email, and I've know tons of people who have been on match, some of them for years.

Lynda said...

They didn't ask me, but I am married.

And you are way prettier than Hilary Swank, imo.

Marty Nozz said...

Did you put anything about your acting experience on your profile? Most likely that shot up a flag and they contacted you.

Side note #1: I agree with Lynda, you are much prettier than Hilary Swank.

Side note #2: That Shia guy is really that hot?

Kid Sis said...

Naomi, hmmmm...thanks for the info.

Lynda and Marty, thank you for the compliment! Wasn't looking for it at all, but I appreciate it.

Marty, I don't know if most women think Shia is that hot. But my type is brilliant, geeky/alternative, sweet, and crazy about if he truly likes older women he rings my bells.

Marty Nozz said...

Gotcha. My only reference on the guy is that over blown Transformers movie, and all he did there was run around and look awestruck the whole time. Not much of an impression, so I'm guessing his other appearances are a bit more flattering.

But on to the important stuff: are you going to do the commercial?

Kid Sis said...

No phone call yet.

I fell for Shia during project greenlight when he was 15 year old prodigy with a Jew fro. Adorable and disaffected. Hope he remains that way.

Oh, and no i would never put acting down on Match. Actors are crazy narcissists Marty! Not a selling point. It's been years since I called myself an actor. No, I'm a slightly less crazy and narcissistic director/writer.

could you pass the peace please said...

You are the only person I know who has been contacted for a Match commercial - and I have plenty of single friends with active Match accounts. Let me know how it goes!

Kid Sis said...

Wow Jen, thanks. Huh.

Oh by the way Marty, just to give you more insight into my peculiar mantaste, I was in love with Gene Wilder from 4th grade on. I'm an odd one.

Marty Nozz said...

Well, Gene Wilder is really dreamy with those eyes and...


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