Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Bad medicine

My favorite part of rehashing the past in that Throw Up post is that now I get to go through all the fun rejection emotions AGAIN.

Seriously, god? I mean, WTF? How is this doing anyone on the planet any good, making me a non-functioning mess? I'm supposed to be the super hero, and I'm crying because no one loves me? Wonder Woman doesn't cry about that. Or Catwoman.

Scarlet Witch does, but she's a pussy. And the most powerful being in the Marvel Universe, so she just waves her arm and kills the men who reject her love.

*Grin* Feeling better.

Replaced rejection with good-old-fashioned guilt for momentarily wishing revenge and regret and loneliness on a loved one. I'm comfortable in guilt. Jewish genetics and Catholic gradeschool trained me well.

Maybe I can get dressed now.

7 comments:

Kevin Church said...

"No more dumb jerks" is totally the new "No more mutants."

Kidsis said...

Oh ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excelsior.

Looooooving, Kevin. Wow. Thank you for the Marvel-infused laugh!!!!!!

Kidsis said...

Oh hey, just to be clear though the joke was clever as hell...

I don't subscribe to the notion that men are jerks, or are dumb for not wanting me to be their life partner :)

I gave up the right to castrate men in our society.

But thanks for coming to my rescue, Kevin.

xoxo-L

Kevin Church said...

Oh, I know that. Not all men are jerks, but if Wanda had her way, there'd be like nine of us (oh, who am I kidding - nine of them) left and and and...I think I saw that movie on Cinemax once.

Kidsis said...

I did too! Amazon Women on the Moon with Bill Maher!!!!!

Kevin Church said...

I knew I loved you for a reason.

Kidsis said...

Hey, that was classy cinema compared to internet porn!