For the love of goddess. I don't have smart Wiccan friends for nothing...
Someone tell me why the eff I'm so nauseous and dizzy that I'd actually prefer to throw up then live another hour like this?
Oh, and the whole left side of my head feels split open.
Someone tell me what's wrong and help me fix it. Cheese and crackers! Is it the full moon? Is there an earthquake in Guam? Help!
UPDATE: No, I'm serious. If y'all can't figure this out for me, someone shoot me in the effing head. I can't live this way. Even sitting here, I feel like I"m on a boat on the sea, every small movement a wave of nausea. What is wrong????? And no, I'm not pregnant unless Gabriel the angel had his way with me.
UPDATE2: Eff this, I'm NEVER getting pregnant. OMIGOD I'd actually pay someone to help me hurl if it would make the nausea go away.