For the love of goddess. I don't have smart Wiccan friends for nothing...
Someone tell me why the eff I'm so nauseous and dizzy that I'd actually prefer to throw up then live another hour like this?
Oh, and the whole left side of my head feels split open.
Someone tell me what's wrong and help me fix it. Cheese and crackers! Is it the full moon? Is there an earthquake in Guam? Help!
UPDATE: No, I'm serious. If y'all can't figure this out for me, someone shoot me in the effing head. I can't live this way. Even sitting here, I feel like I"m on a boat on the sea, every small movement a wave of nausea. What is wrong????? And no, I'm not pregnant unless Gabriel the angel had his way with me.
UPDATE2: Eff this, I'm NEVER getting pregnant. OMIGOD I'd actually pay someone to help me hurl if it would make the nausea go away.
9 comments:
they are called Doctors. i hear they are useful for situations just as this.
Vertigo?
Carbon monoxide poisoning?
Something you ate? Sometimes I feel like that if I drink black tea on an empty stomach.
Get better!
Sounds like maybe a new kind of migraine. I've heard of friends whose migraines involve horrendous nausea and dizziness, so could be...but yeah, call a doctor!!
Of for the love of Samhain...where are my nutty friends that are going to tell me to do something FREE...like spin three times chanting BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA and then bury Hero's shit in the backyard under the full Harvest moon...
think CHEAP and CRAZY, people.
Call a doctor. Feh.
Oh, that's so nice of you. Geez, when you list it that way...
Can I arrange a Freaky Friday thing where the guy carries the leech for 10 months? I really like my food in my stomach and my breasts where they are...
Sounds like an inner ear problem. Probably just need antibiotics.
I did eat a lot of smelly cheese...but I love smelly cheese!!!!
And we did a lot of feng shuing in the house...
And I'm PMSing...
HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW I ATE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM TWO NIGHTS AGO?????
Okay, now you're freaking me out.
That sounds like me when I get allergies. Do your ears hurt too? Do you feel better if you lay perfectly still?
Try Sudafed. I am serious.
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