From Defamer.com: Breaking: Britney Spears May Be Giving Birth
Radar’s setting off the sirens, claiming that Britney Spears is about to unleash the fruit of her womb on an unsuspecting Los Angeles:
A little (very reliable) birdie tells us that Ms. Spears is giving birth (via C-section) at Cedars-Sinai right now. The Federletus has arrived! We suppose that the whole world will know shortly if this is true. In the meantime, if any of our readers over on the westside see the sky above the hospital suddenly darken and unleash a hail of Cheetos and Red Bull, please drop us a line. We’ll be checking e-mail intermittently as we flee into the desert, hoping that all of those fresh souls in Beverly Hills sate the baby’s appetite while we make our escape.
Just so you know, no swarming locusts yet here in Hollywood.
1 comment:
Ah, Britney and Kevin's first child. Think of the milestones to come...
First exclusive photo of smile on official website...
First obscene gesture to paparazzi...
First barefoot steps in and out of a gas station bathroom...
First onesie with an unfortunately red-neck slogan on the front...
First time she's ridiculed in an SNL skit...
First word...
First lip-synced word...
First edited video on MTV (you know, if they are showing music videos by that point)...
First failed restaurant venture...
First comeback attempt...
They grow up so fast. :(...
MIM
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