Honestly, I bumped on this portrayal, too. And I swallow a lot on Nip/Tuck.
But, he wasn't that flexible...there wasn't a hose in his pant leg...and my writer's brain ALSO started going towards the "wait, wouldn't he just bend over and blow?"
Not that I've ever seen it done before online. Ahem. Or that I know by now how to judge a man's *character*.
Keep it real, Nip/Tuck. And...carry on with your bad-ass self.