Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, "That'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless".