In case you need a smile, this one did the trick for me.
DISABLED TURTLE GETS NEW WHEELS
"At first Arava was a little lonely, but now she is finding reptile romance. Zoo officials said the 10-year-old tortoise has begun mating since being fitted with her special skateboard. Here, Arava scoots after another tortoise." Source: AP
You go get some, Arava! A modern woman.