I've got 83 active matches on eHarmony alone. How do much do I have to pay to be taken OFF of there?
Have I mentioned I don't actually like attention from horny men? It's kind of scary.
My new headline on Match is going to become "How will you protect and provide for me after the bomb drops?" That should do the trick.
By the way, exactly how many guys from my movie am I allowed to date before I become uninsurable?
Because they keep asking me out, and they're young and smart and cute and liked me being the boss.
The latest one should insure me a reservation in hell just for considering his offer...but he's so sweet and talented and loyal and the body type that makes me melt and what's a dozen year age difference among old souls!?
Aaaaarrgh. God, if I was a man I wouldn't have thought twice about it, I'd be naked already. Alas, I want a relationship, so it's fodder for the magic wand. Reeeeally good fodder.