Saturday, December 27, 2008

I won't aplogize; this man is my hero

Philadelphia Man Shoots Talker During Movie.

My three favorite details?

1. That James Joseph Cialella Jr looks like one pissed, badass Sopranos thug, with a name to match.

2. That the movie the badass wanted to hear was BENJAMIN BUTTON. A total pussy chick flick.

3. That he shot the talker, then sat back down to watch the rest of his chick flick.

Sir, you are alright by me.

Mark my words, this man is getting marriage proposals and all the conjugal visits he wants. He's going to be a cellblock hero.

It may be the best life move he's ever made.

Hell, now THAT man could provide and protect after the impending zombie holocaust or apocalyptic nuclear attack. I'm sticking near his Mad Max motorcycle.


Hugo Fuchs said...

Hmm... I don't know. I certainly would want to teach the talker a lesson. The father absolutely deserved a good beating. But I'm moderately sure that shooting him was slightly excessive. Slightly excessive because he just winged him. On the other hand, it's a good life lesson for the kid. Don't run your mouth during a movie or you'll get your shot.

Julie Gray said...

Hmmmph. Dunno if I can agree with you on this one. It's just the movies. A little Anger Management is needed here.