Friday, November 30, 2007

30 Rock

You should all be watching it. Seriously funny stuff.

And lucky you, here's this week's full-length episode for free! Enjoy the glorious genius that is Cougars.

Jump the Shark transcribed some of the best lines, though really by that standard you should just watch the whole show. Here's a few, and more in my Comments section.

Jenna: (seeing the young, hot Jamie) Ooh, who ordered the veal?

Liz: Give it up Jenna; you're talking to an ultrasound. Jamie: Now I'm getting attitude from the sexy librarian over there. Liz: Sexy? You're sexy. Shut up!

Jenna to Liz: We're cougars: Hot older ladies that pounce on their younger prey. There was a whole article on it in Vanity Fair— the one with the crisis in Africa on the cover. God, it makes me so sad that more people don't know about cougars.

Liz: Wow, we just went from a senior dating a freshman to Mary Kay Laturno and Billy Palau. Jamie: Are those friends of yours? Liz: (as Jack shows up) Oh when will death come.


Kid Sis said...

Jenna to Liz: I'm getting drinks with recently divorced camera guy... legally separated sound guy will be there [too]!

Tracy: Hey Liz Lemon, I'm going to an animal only strip club. Interested? Liz: Does that mean the animals strip, or the animals are the customers? Tracy: Animal customers? That's ridiculous!

Jack: I had no idea you were interested in baseball. Tracy: I'm not, my motorcycle hit a police horse. This is community service.

Kids on the team:
1) When I grow up, I'm going to do vending machine maintenance.
2) I'm going to get shot by a cop and sue the city.
3)I'm going to be a talkative doorman with a drinking problem.
4) Someday I'll have an office like this... to clean!

Jack: All you need is someone to look up to, a role model. Kid: Like R. Kelly and Michael Vick?

Liz to Frank: You can't be gay for one person... unless you're a lady, and you meet Ellen.

Jenna: I had my no sex with Asians rule, and then one I walk into Sharper Image, and there's Kwon.

Tracy: Have you ever been to Knuckle Beach? It's a totally different world. A world where orange soda is an acceptable substitute for breast milk.

Kenneth: (about the mean baseball kids) And they all seem to hate my Grandpa because they keep yelling, "Kill Whitey!" And I'm like, "What do you think you are, alcohol?"

Tracy: You'll hear all I have to say about Jack Donaghy in my tell-all book: Betrayal, colon, What Really Happened to My Baseball Team, comma, Disaster at Knuckle Beach, question mark!

Cerie to Liz: What were you doing at [the nightclub]? Was it like that time they found my grandpa at the bus station?

Brian said...

Love love LOVE this show. Even their throwaway moments are gold:

Kid Sis said...

Brian, Oh haaaaahaaaahaaaaha!!!!! Luv black Frasier. Excellent.

Bill Cunningham said...

Liz - I know it was an oversight, but please don't send people to where they screen episodes with ads and don't pay the writers or the actors a residual for it.