Sunday, April 16, 2006

Post Secret Sunday


If I had a dime for evertyime I heard a lesbian say that...

My favorite Jack Bauer jokes.

5 comments:

JeremyisDwight said...

I'm a straight dude and I would do him. Just kidding, but bless that man for fighting terrorists within a single day.

Lynda said...

Do I have to be a lesbian?

I use to have a poster of Kiefer hanging over my bed for the movie Flatliners. I love his eyes.

Kid Sis said...

Jeremy...or is it Dwight...
Perfectly normal feelings. We'd all do Jack Bauer.

Lynda, no ma'am. Jack Bauer knows no sexual orientation discrimination.

My personal fav was of course Lost Boys. Bleach blond hair and a sneer gets me every garsh darn time.

MIM said...

The jokes remind me of something we did on a Lakers message board after a certain player scored ungodly numbers in a game.

Modifying them for Senor Bauer...

Jack Bauer ran with the bulls in Pamplona last year. He caught six of them.

Jack Bauer once fell in a pool of lava. He nearly drowned.

Jack Bauer's favorite ice cream topping? Tabasco sauce.

etc., etc., etc.

Lynda said...

Oh, I love the Lost Boys also. I have it on tape and want to upgrade to DVD one day.