"which country* are you in and for how much longer? i was thinkin bout you this am when i crossed paths with a neighbor and for the life of me i COULD NOT say dobry den... it was coming out DORBY den**... and my brain was saying.... damn fies!!!"***
*No one knows where I live.
** I make up words in every language. Especially English.
*** Actual Facebook message. That I posted WITHOUT PERMISSION.
Oh, beware, friends of the fies...