It's been a looooong time but...
Just got a fishie from Mom.
It was HYSTERICALLY funny. That bitch and her wicked wit. Remember my Gladiator shout-out to her on Mothers Day?
Yeah. She set me up bigtime. I mean, this was a prank nine months in the making.
Fuck. I can't believe I can't tell you all. I mean, it's sooooo juicy. I peed a little texting Nurse Sis about it.
Gotta avoid lawsuits. Shut your lips, Lis.
Sigh. Man, I can never tell you guys the really good stuff.
Well, in case you didn't believe there was an afterlife, take it from me. There is. And a wicked tongue is still highly prized there.