Night of the Hell Hamsters

Another brilliant short you can watch free online. Funny, but definitely horror from a gifted filmmaker.

You're a pretty good short filmmaker...

...when you can generate suspense using teddy bears as your thespians. Kudos to DAY OF THE TED. Yes, it's free online! And quite funny.

SOCIAL MEDIA: unlocking the awesome potential of personality disorders

Oh look, my second fav Venn diagram. Via LA Fishbowl.

Ellen Degeneres commencement speech

It's that time of year again, and Ellen has outdone every speaker everywhere. A gorgeous must see via Fishbowl LA.

How to get a guy to wash his hands

Worth a click, but sorta NSFW in an artsy fartsy way. Via Macstarr.

Silence of the Legos

A lego musical for those of you who dream oubliettes.

Either this wallpaper goes or I do

God. I tried watching THE HILLS, 90210, and AMERICAN IDOL tonight from a place of irony.

No. Just...no.

Tarantino, Chelsea Handler and Diablo Cody must be taking more iron supplements than me. My stomach lining rejected it all.

Another reason we love Brea Grant

As if it weren't enough she's an adorable, talented, geeky, do-gooder, she's also a fucking riot!!

Only in LA could she find three skinny bitch friends willing to be photographed next to her. You'll never catch ME in a photo with her; my left thigh would swallow her up.

Teaching kids Zombie self-defense

It's never too early to train your spawn to survive the zombie apocalypse. It's coming, people. And when it does, I'm relying on my zombie-survivalist-expert-/roommate Kate to protect me from the flesh-eating hordes.

Flutter is the new Twitter

Via Fishbowl LA. My favorite choice here is that it's such a languid piece; the editing cuts leave room to breathe on a satire about speeding up Tweets for the twits to the point of utter nonsense and irrelevance.

Apocalypse Watch: The robots are coming

Surprise, surprise. Japan has been hard at work on the Terminator Pleasurebot.

We are all going to die.

White Whine

I can only assume you're all familiar with this site.

Bad programmer!

You can see why I'm an EX- computer worker. Posted the wrong link to the They Live South Park satire on YouTube. THIS is the one my awesome brother showed us.

Not sure how to feel about there being two versions. Regardless, Carpenter, Matt, and Trey are all geniuses.