Showing posts with label Apocalypse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Apocalypse. Show all posts

Friday, April 10, 2009

Teaching kids Zombie self-defense

It's never too early to train your spawn to survive the zombie apocalypse. It's coming, people. And when it does, I'm relying on my zombie-survivalist-expert-/roommate Kate to protect me from the flesh-eating hordes.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Apocalypse watch

North Korea has a rocket on its launch pad, and California under/unemployed rate hits 20%.

Where's Superman when you need him?

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Things can only get better

Who knew Howard Jones was so apropos?


We're not scared to lose it all
Security throw through the wall
Future dreams we have to realize
A thousand sceptic hands
Wont keep us from the things we plan
Unless were clinging to the things we prize

And do you feel scared - I do
But I wont stop and falter
And if we threw it all away
Things can only get better
Wow wow wow oh, wow wow wow oh oh oh oh

Treating today as though it was
The last, the final show
Get to sixty and feel no regret
It may take a little time
A lonely path, an uphill climb
Success or failure will not alter it

And do you feel
Wow wow wow oh...

And do you feel...

Friday, March 13, 2009

More signs of the apocalypse

26,000 teachers are being laid off in California.