Tuesday, May 01, 2007

All kinds of wrongness

For your enjoyment. We love it anyway.


The disturbment quotient is upped if you've seen "Death Proof."

4 comments:

Kristen said...

Are you telling me there's some 55 year old French ladies somewhere in this world that find this hot and sexy?

I will never get the whole Hasselhoff thing.

Lynda said...

It's still as scary as the first time I tried to watch it.

Kid Sis said...

I just don't understand.

MIM said...

And the Final Jeopardy Answer is:
(a) William Shatner,
(b) George Hamilton,
(c) Lee Majors, and
(d) David Hasselhoff.

Who are the KINGS OF MACHO CHEESE?

Just a little level of royalty I came up with a while back, although Lee Majors was an admittedly recent add-on.
My criteria for this Pantheon is simple. A prospective KOMC must satisfy three of the following:

1. SAG-credits for participating in an iconic example of shameless pop-culture machismo (e.g. Shatner as James Tiberuius Kirk, Hamilton as Evel Knievel);

2. Unparalleled ability to make a complete arse of his own identity, and not just a character (e.g. Hasselhoff throughout the 2000s);

3. Unfathomable celebrity and/or success spanning at least three decades (Shatner broke the mold); and

4. At least ONE pitiful attempt into more musical-based arts ("Dancing with the Stars" counts, along with majors singing the theme to "The Fall Guy").

Shatner. Hamilton. Majors. Hasselhoff.

KINGS OF MACHO CHEESE.