Seriously, god? I mean, WTF? How is this doing anyone on the planet any good, making me a non-functioning mess? I'm supposed to be the super hero, and I'm crying because no one loves me? Wonder Woman doesn't cry about that. Or Catwoman.
Scarlet Witch does, but she's a pussy. And the most powerful being in the Marvel Universe, so she just waves her arm and kills the men who reject her love.
*Grin* Feeling better.
Replaced rejection with good-old-fashioned guilt for momentarily wishing revenge and regret and loneliness on a loved one. I'm comfortable in guilt. Jewish genetics and Catholic gradeschool trained me well.
Maybe I can get dressed now.
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"No more dumb jerks" is totally the new "No more mutants."
Oh ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Excelsior.
Looooooving, Kevin. Wow. Thank you for the Marvel-infused laugh!!!!!!
Oh hey, just to be clear though the joke was clever as hell...
I don't subscribe to the notion that men are jerks, or are dumb for not wanting me to be their life partner :)
I gave up the right to castrate men in our society.
But thanks for coming to my rescue, Kevin.
xoxo-L
Oh, I know that. Not all men are jerks, but if Wanda had her way, there'd be like nine of us (oh, who am I kidding - nine of them) left and and and...I think I saw that movie on Cinemax once.
I did too! Amazon Women on the Moon with Bill Maher!!!!!
I knew I loved you for a reason.
Hey, that was classy cinema compared to internet porn!
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