...with the seller moniker Mountainman...
who uses whimsical titles and beautiful language to describe his gorgeous one-of-a-kind creations...
but his photo looks like the Unibomber...
yet he is totally sensitive to what women want in earrings, and even adds incredibly thoughtful touches like allowing you to upgrade to gold or silver for those of us with sensitive ears.
Either this man is the reincarnation of Don Juan and he's wasting his skills alone in the mountains...
Or he has an oubliette where he instructs women to lotion up and try on his creations for them as he dances around with his pencil dick betwixt his legs.
Either way, I'm buying those Go Fly a Kite earrings for my world premiere. Don't you buy them first bitches, or i will cut you!
Don't make the mistake of thinking I don't have an oubliette, just because I'm renting in the valley.
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