Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Your Brain

Is it more female or male? Obvious bias in the questions, but still good for a smile. Here's my result:

80% Female
Your brain leans female
You think with your heart, not your head
Sweet and considerate, you are a giver
But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!

Maybe there on to something. Sounds like me. Then again, a screenwriter in my group confessed last night that he read his gfriend the wrong horoscope for A YEAR to prove to her that this kind of stuff is bunk :)

And please check Lemorse's endorsment of Murderball...see, it's not just me! Someone else says GO SEE IT! :)

Check out this great site (courtesy of Kung Fu Monkey.) Particularly liked the "Radicals" of the World Unite post.

31 comments:

  1. Oh, geez...

    Your Brain is 73.33% Female, 26.67% Male

    Your brain leans female
    You think with your heart, not your head
    Sweet and considerate, you are a giver
    But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!

    Go fig.

    MIM

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  2. Cool!!!! Twinsies. I knew it.

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  3. Then I am in very good company. ;-)

    BTW, just thought you'd like to know -- your blog has now replaced my usual Lakers fan board as my de facto, keep it on for background work distraction or hit it a dozen times a day, website at the office.

    MIM

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  4. Whoa, whoa, WHOA!!!!!!

    Cool.

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  5. Yep, and I missed giving you your 25,000th hit. D*mn.

    MIM

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  6. Hey, I am almost as much of a man as I am of a woman! Cool! (But you probably already knew that.)

    60% female, 40% male. I got the exact same "somewhat feminine, you're considerate but tough" line as you MIM.

    I'm a man, yes I am, do do do, uh huh! [guitar riff]

    XO
    NN

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  7. OK. I may be a man, but I DO think Jude Law is hot, *despite* these recent images...

    XO
    NN

    http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/jude-law/the-world-laughs-at-jude-laws-nannypoking-stick-117808.php

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  8. Hmmm, I too got a 73.33% female...

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  9. I got:

    Your Brain is 53.33% Female, 46.67% Male

    I always knew I was different from the other guys.

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  10. Okaaaay...

    Your Brain is 66.67% Female, 33.33% Male

    But my body is %100 male. Well, I do have nipples... so more like 98%-10%.

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  11. And the other half of me sucks at match.

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  12. You know, Nicholas, I think all men have nipples. Take it from me, who is 40% man (apparently).

    Actually, did you see the study on why men have nipple in the NY Times? Fascinating.

    XO
    NN

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  13. NN -- I'm almost afraid to ask...

    MIM

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  14. Apparently male nipples serve no evolutionary purpose -- a vestigal holdover from initial stage of embryonic development before the male/female split.

    Or so say modern scientists.

    See? I'm not always crude. Man, though I am. :)

    NN

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  15. ^^^Is this still about the nipular discussion, or about the male/female percentages?

    MIM

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  16. No evolutionary purpose? They're a pleasure point...not that guys need more reasons to procreate.

    So did we ALL get the line about "tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you"? That's cracking me up!!!!

    NN, given your recent debating success, I'm not surprised at your score. And glad you girlie-men are still smiling :) I actually broke up with a guy because he threw a hissy fit during a D & D game when the Dungeon Master turned him into a woman for a few rounds. Freaked me out that he was that freaked out.

    And poor Jude Law. He doesn't need this shit. First off, he's one of the best looking men in the world with a sweet personality, and if that gets him laid, really, isn't that what most men would do with those superpowers? And as for size...NN, you know for me he's just right. I don't want to be totally crude or freak you guys out, but you get that women in come in all sizes too, right? So if you're not dating a whore, she might actually be looking for average or below average.

    Not that all big women are whores. Just the gold-digging frequent flyer Hollywood ladies I live around.

    NJC, I can't spel or add either. Why I'm an artist.

    Brooke, that's wild!

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  17. Hey, Kid Sis --

    Do you have anti-spamming rule on this blog or something?

    MIM

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  18. Your Brain is 53.33% Female, 46.67% Male

    yup, I'm screwed. Neither side likes me.

    cy

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  19. Cy, doesn't that just make you Woodie Allen or something, hating yourself?

    Yeah, I don't know what to do about the spammers. Guess I'll go delete them.

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  20. I'm with you up to the part where Jude Law is HOT and just the right size for us little women, but cheating on his fiancee? He's a womanizer! Ick! Double, triple ick!

    On the percentages: I'm definitely in touch with my masculine side. Grrr!

    NN

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  21. well i would have bet the farm i'd be something like three quarters female but lo and behold i turn out to be, to quote the site, "a total boy brain." 33.3% female, 66.67% male.

    go figure, so i guess that sensitive, nice guy artist image i tend to project is bullcrap. oh well, secret's out i guess.

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  22. I'm with ya, Moses.

    And I'm a *girl.*

    NN

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  23. PS. Isn't it nice that Kid Sis has provided this space for self-discovery on behalf of all of us?

    NN

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  24. Seems I have some company here. I got:


    Your Brain is 53.33% Female, 46.67% Male

    Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
    You are both sensitive and savvy
    Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
    But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

    P.S. Don't forget about the get-together on Sunday! :-)

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  25. Go, gender-blending...

    Your Brain is 60.00% Female, 40.00% Male

    Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
    You are both sensitive and savvy
    Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
    But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

    I always knew I was a tomboy at heart. :)

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  26. I don't like the fact that my brain is so heavy on the female. Need to get some testosterone patches.

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  27. You guys rock. Hey, will testosterone patches help me write scripts that sell in Hollywood?

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  28. I doubt t-patches help in H'wood, though as I understand it from "Scientific American," they make women horny and hairy. (At least in studies on older women looking for a Viagra equivalent.)

    Isn't nice that you have a blog-poster so up-to-date on stupid medical research? But really -- I find the stuff fascinating.

    NN

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  29. I don't really know that I like my brain at 40% male.

    Your Brain is 60.00% Female, 40.00% Male

    Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
    You are both sensitive and savvy
    Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
    But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

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