Speaking of danger... saw this query letter and thought you would appreciate it (I, myself, am totally thinking about ripping it off):
WHEN HAIRLESS SQUIRRELS ATTACK
A Halloween road trip ends in a bizarre car accident.
Genre: Horror
A girl and her friends are about to have the most terrifying and unusual Halloween of their lives, when a car accident with a hairless squirrel, leaves them stranded in dark and rainy woods where the horror truly begins.
"Sturgeon" = rhymes with "Surgeon", or say, "Virgin"
... I suppose trying to cryptically reference Madonna via an artifical rhyming slang is a bit arcane, yes? (I claim half-credit for my guess anyhoo, as referring to 80's-era Madonna means dancing was implied... right?... Bueller?...)
Kid Sis is OFF the market, boys (or girls, I'm not judging).
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Nurse Sis is visiting your Bro and me. We all want a litle bit more information. Your nieces are just amused I think.
ReplyDeleteI think you should take some time to elaborate - at least with your family!
~ Sis-in-Law
Tee-hee...but this is so much more fun!
ReplyDeleteHey, in my defense, I left Nurse Sis a few messages...
ReplyDeleteDoes this have something to do with the strip-tease class you're taking?
ReplyDeleteNN
Speaking of danger... saw this query letter and thought you would appreciate it (I, myself, am totally thinking about ripping it off):
ReplyDeleteWHEN HAIRLESS SQUIRRELS ATTACK
A Halloween road trip ends in a bizarre car accident.
Genre: Horror
A girl and her friends are about to have the most terrifying and unusual Halloween of their lives, when a car accident with a hairless squirrel, leaves them stranded in dark and rainy woods where the horror truly begins.
NN
NN,
ReplyDeleteOh, the horror's already began.
Otis,
Nah.
Funnigirl, thanks! But hey, we are friends!
The horror's already begun?
ReplyDeleteI knew it! You joined the Moonies! That's what the dress is for!
NN
Whoah... I mean I know you're sort of spontaneous... but whoah...
ReplyDeleteNN,
ReplyDeleteCome on, you know from that site the correct way to querry Hollywood are to uses good punctuetion!
Nicholas, this is too much fun. I was going to tell you all, but now I'm smiling so much I may have to wait a while longer...
NN, I do have an M on both palms...
ReplyDeleteThis wouldn't have anything to do with things that resemble sturgeons, would it?...
ReplyDeleteOhhh...the first time I've been stumped. Now what the hell are you talking about?
ReplyDelete:)
hmmm, wedding dress? (puts checkmark next to Fantasy #4)
ReplyDelete"Resemble" = "Like"
ReplyDelete"Sturgeon" = rhymes with "Surgeon", or say, "Virgin"
... I suppose trying to cryptically reference Madonna via an artifical rhyming slang is a bit arcane, yes? (I claim half-credit for my guess anyhoo, as referring to 80's-era Madonna means dancing was implied... right?... Bueller?...)
Waaaay too much for me. Get it now, though.
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