Seriously, god? I mean, WTF? How is this doing anyone on the planet any good, making me a non-functioning mess? I'm supposed to be the super hero, and I'm crying because no one loves me? Wonder Woman doesn't cry about that. Or Catwoman.
Scarlet Witch does, but she's a pussy. And the most powerful being in the Marvel Universe, so she just waves her arm and kills the men who reject her love.
*Grin* Feeling better.
Replaced rejection with good-old-fashioned guilt for momentarily wishing revenge and regret and loneliness on a loved one. I'm comfortable in guilt. Jewish genetics and Catholic gradeschool trained me well.
Maybe I can get dressed now.
"No more dumb jerks" is totally the new "No more mutants."
ReplyDeleteOh ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteExcelsior.
Looooooving, Kevin. Wow. Thank you for the Marvel-infused laugh!!!!!!
Oh hey, just to be clear though the joke was clever as hell...
ReplyDeleteI don't subscribe to the notion that men are jerks, or are dumb for not wanting me to be their life partner :)
I gave up the right to castrate men in our society.
But thanks for coming to my rescue, Kevin.
xoxo-L
Oh, I know that. Not all men are jerks, but if Wanda had her way, there'd be like nine of us (oh, who am I kidding - nine of them) left and and and...I think I saw that movie on Cinemax once.
ReplyDeleteI did too! Amazon Women on the Moon with Bill Maher!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI knew I loved you for a reason.
ReplyDeleteHey, that was classy cinema compared to internet porn!
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