Tuesday, May 01, 2007

All kinds of wrongness

For your enjoyment. We love it anyway.


The disturbment quotient is upped if you've seen "Death Proof."

4 comments:

  1. Are you telling me there's some 55 year old French ladies somewhere in this world that find this hot and sexy?

    I will never get the whole Hasselhoff thing.

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  2. It's still as scary as the first time I tried to watch it.

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  3. And the Final Jeopardy Answer is:
    (a) William Shatner,
    (b) George Hamilton,
    (c) Lee Majors, and
    (d) David Hasselhoff.

    Who are the KINGS OF MACHO CHEESE?

    Just a little level of royalty I came up with a while back, although Lee Majors was an admittedly recent add-on.
    My criteria for this Pantheon is simple. A prospective KOMC must satisfy three of the following:

    1. SAG-credits for participating in an iconic example of shameless pop-culture machismo (e.g. Shatner as James Tiberuius Kirk, Hamilton as Evel Knievel);

    2. Unparalleled ability to make a complete arse of his own identity, and not just a character (e.g. Hasselhoff throughout the 2000s);

    3. Unfathomable celebrity and/or success spanning at least three decades (Shatner broke the mold); and

    4. At least ONE pitiful attempt into more musical-based arts ("Dancing with the Stars" counts, along with majors singing the theme to "The Fall Guy").

    Shatner. Hamilton. Majors. Hasselhoff.

    KINGS OF MACHO CHEESE.

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